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{"fact":"While many cats enjoy milk, it will give some cats diarrhea.","length":60}
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{"fact":"In an average year, cat owners in the United States spend over $2 billion on cat food.","length":86}
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{"slip": { "id": 198, "advice": "Sing in the shower."}}
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{"type":"standard","title":"Tina Weedon Smith Memorial Hall","displaytitle":"Tina Weedon Smith Memorial Hall","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q7545218","titles":{"canonical":"Tina_Weedon_Smith_Memorial_Hall","normalized":"Tina Weedon Smith Memorial Hall","display":"Tina Weedon Smith Memorial Hall"},"pageid":24877449,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/9/9d/SmithMemorialHall_Urbana_Illinois_4565.jpg/330px-SmithMemorialHall_Urbana_Illinois_4565.jpg","width":320,"height":172},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/9d/SmithMemorialHall_Urbana_Illinois_4565.jpg","width":3444,"height":1848},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1279466711","tid":"8aeac68d-fc50-11ef-adb4-600df966cfc4","timestamp":"2025-03-08T19:07:13Z","description":"United States historic place","description_source":"local","coordinates":{"lat":40.10555556,"lon":-88.22583333},"content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tina_Weedon_Smith_Memorial_Hall","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tina_Weedon_Smith_Memorial_Hall?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tina_Weedon_Smith_Memorial_Hall?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Tina_Weedon_Smith_Memorial_Hall"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tina_Weedon_Smith_Memorial_Hall","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Tina_Weedon_Smith_Memorial_Hall","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tina_Weedon_Smith_Memorial_Hall?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Tina_Weedon_Smith_Memorial_Hall"}},"extract":"Tina Weedon Smith Memorial Hall, located at 805 S. Mathews Avenue in Urbana, Illinois, is an historic building on the campus of the University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaig