{"slip": { "id": 89, "advice": "Don't be afraid to ask questions."}}
{"fact":"Heat occurs several times a year and can last anywhere from 3 to 15 days.","length":73}
{"fact":"Despite imagery of cats happily drinking milk from saucers, studies indicate that cats are actually lactose intolerant and should avoid it entirely.","length":148}
{"fact":"If your cat snores, or rolls over on his back to expose his belly, it means he trusts you.","length":90}
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{"slip": { "id": 30, "advice": "When in doubt, just take the next small step."}}
{"slip": { "id": 30, "advice": "When in doubt, just take the next small step."}}
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{"fact":"Miacis, the primitive ancestor of cats, was a small, tree-living creature of the late Eocene period, some 45 to 50 million years ago.","length":133}
{"slip": { "id": 41, "advice": "Don't use Excel or Powerpoint documents for your basic word processing needs."}}
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