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{"slip": { "id": 47, "advice": "If you need cheering up, try searching online for photos of kittens."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 3, "advice": "Don't eat non-snow-coloured snow."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 194, "advice": "Don't always rely on your comforts."}}

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