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The 2000 DFB-Pokal Final decided the winner of the 1999–2000 DFB-Pokal, the 57th season of Germany's premier knockout football cup competition. It was played on 6 May 2000 at the Olympiastadion in Berlin. Bayern Munich won the match 3–0 against Werder Bremen to claim their 10th cup title.
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