{"slip": { "id": 107, "advice": "If you don't ask, you don't get."}}
{"slip": { "id": 217, "advice": "Identify sources of happiness."}}
{"slip": { "id": 123, "advice": "Winter is coming."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 55, "advice": "Do not seek praise, seek criticism."}}
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I Was Impaled was an hour-long reality television docuseries show which depicts incidents in which real people were impaled on nonhuman objects and yet survived. Each hour-long show consisted of four separate episodes. It was produced by a British production company entitled Twofour, and shown in the United States on the Discovery Fit & Health channel. and the show aired in Europe, the Middle East, Africa and Latin America under the name Body Invaders. Foreign objects which punctured human bodies include fence posts, garden shears, bicycle pole. The show chronicled the medical rescue involving first responders such as emergency medical technicians as well as doctors who saved the person's life.
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